There is a teeny tiny kitten wandering the streets of London. One street in particular, in fact. A certain wizard has been known to walk down this street, heading towards a certain wizarding home. Hmm. Perhaps this certain wizard will see this poor, lost, hungry little kitty and take her home?
Perhaps yes!One John Sheppard is walkng down the street, and stops to pet that little kitten. And eventually gives in and tucks her into his robe and takes her back to school with him.
The kitten snuggles against him and purrs Very Loudly. Awww, look at how cute.
Awwwww. She is SO CUTE.John scritches her ears as he heads upstairs.
Purrrrrrrrrrrr. One orange eye and one green look up at him with the cutest kitty-face ever. BOW BEFORE THE POWER OF ADORABLE!
John is not normally a cat person. In fact he mostly just doesn't like cats at all. But this kitty is srsly cute.
That is her secret power, yanno. Even doglovers cannot refuse the power of this kitty. There is, possibly, kneading of the claws in his robe. D'awww.
More scritching! Aw kitty.
Is that a door? Oh oh oh, where does that door go? CURIOUS KITTY! She peaks out of his robe, looking around.
That is in fact a door! The door to the Griffyndor common room! John spouts the password calmly and takes kitty inside.
Oooh, interested kitty! She looks around with great big kitty eyes. What's that who's that omg what's over there? :O
Some Griffyndor kid clearly!
Pfft. Apparently this kitty does not care for this room. She looks bored. TAKE HER SOMEWHERE INTERESTING HOOMAN! Somewhere...yellow. ¬.¬
John does not read kitty minds. He is going to stay here.
Sulking kitty! Sulk sulk...oooh, who's that?"What...is that?" Quill looks rather a lot like this: 0__o He also probably shouldn't be in the Gryffindor common room, but since when has that ever stopped him?
"...What are you doing in here? And a better question, how did you get in?"
"You told me the password, remember?" Which is to say, he used an extendible ear spell and listened to him say it earlier, but that's irrelevant. "And besides, I asked you first. What the hell is that? Your new familiar?"The kitty watches.
"No I didn't." John rolls his eyes. "It's a cat, genius. I found it."
"Found...you found it?! Merlin's balls, John, who knows what kind of diseases it has!" Eugh, vermin.
"Oh shut up." He offers the kitty. "Want to hooooooold it?" >:D?
He puts his hands up and backs away, lip curled. "No, thank you. I like being entirely without fleas, thank you."The cat looks very, very annoyed. Hmm, are there people in here still? Are there? Peeering around.
There are, in fact, people in the room. It is a common room."Fine. Be that way." Back into his robes goes kitty.
The kitty flattens her ears, but goes. Now is Not The Time. But soon, my pretties. Sooon. Moo ha ha...meow. >_>Quill rolls his eyes. "Don't sulk. Bathe it, and I'll be happy to pet it."
lawlsJohn smirks and heads up the stairs. "Are you coming or what?"
Cue instant smirk. "Not yet. Of course." He follows, shooting a narrow-eyed glare at a nearby Gryffindor, just on principle. Not at all so he can laugh inwardly when the poor third year turns white as a sheet, no. Ahh, the joys of having a Reputation.
"Stop scaring the children," John tosses back at him, not needing to look over his shoulder. "And stop being lewd."
Quill sticks his tongue out at John's back. "Spoilsport."
"You're outnumbered, Quill. Will you come up here already?" He really does keep phrasing things like that on purpose.
"Quality above quantity, my dear fellow. I'm not particularly worried." He really does talk like a Slytherin, doesn't he? Pompous ass. He does pick up the pace a bit, though! Huffing as he goes. Merlin's balls, the stairs.
"You should be."John is waiting at the top of the stairs for him. "You know, you really should be in better shape. For all the exercise you get."By exercise he obviously means sex.
Quill makes a disgusted face. "Pish tosh. I'm in perfectly good shape. You just live in a bloody bird's nest, is all." One more huff, and he stands up straight to his full five foot six and looks...up at John. "If you'd live on the ground like normal, sane people, there wouldn't be any problems."Kitty wiggles around, trying to get a better look. Where are we now? :O